Funny Thank You Quotes



When you’re thanking someone, nothing is better than putting a smile on their face.

That’s why I’ve put together this collection of funny thank you quotes and sayings. Use these quotes in thank you notes to friends or colleagues when you want them to chuckle.

Are we missing a great Funny thank you quote? Add your favorite at the bottom of this page!

Funny Thank You Quotes


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"I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude."

Benjamin Disraeli


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"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

Anonymous


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"A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun."

The Maugles


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"The road to success is always under construction."

Lily Tomlin


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"The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention."

Oscar Wilde


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"How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?"

Anonymous


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"You have no cause for anything but gratitude and joy."

Buddha


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"Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth."

Horace Walpole


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"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Douglas Adams


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"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

Henny Youngman


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"Best friends are those who, when you show up at their door with a dead body, say nothing, grab a shovel, and follow you."

Author Unknown


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"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right."

Mark Twain


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"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected."

Charles Lamb


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"You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them."

Anonymous


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"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

Anonymous


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"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."

Robert Orben


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"If you really want your friends to remember you, give them something cheap."

Anonymous


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"It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss."

Anonymous


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"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

Lily Tomlin


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"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."

Erma Bombeck


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"Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is."

Oscar Wilde



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